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2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

kiertatoofarendelle:

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

Recent studies have shown that a girl will love you 99.9% more if you buy her a dragon.

thugger-thugger:

Charlo Greene is so real

atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

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This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

stalebuttcakes:

i like the fact that i have never seen someone with this hairstyle in animal crossing new leaf
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jaws-and-claws:

Yorkshire Wildlife Park 22/12/13 by Dave Hunt Photography on Flickr.

jaws-and-claws:

Yorkshire Wildlife Park 22/12/13 by Dave Hunt Photography on Flickr.

cocoasmile:

mayorjays:

Oakville is finally ready!

I’ve been landscaping for months and my town is finally finished! It has been a lot of hard work and I’d love for you to visit my town! 

Dream Address: 5100-4458-7472

If you post any pictures please tag them with #mayorjays!

GREAT TOWN, and I am loving iiiittt

deathbygluten:

The graves in the Haunted Mansion courtyard.

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

problackgirl:

some kinks are disgusting

some kinks are racist

just bcs something can cause you sexual arousal, it doesn’t make it any less disgusting.

people have every right to kink shame your racist as fuck “kinks”

raceplay is disgusting

awwww-cute:

Mordor eyes

awwww-cute:

Mordor eyes